[Johnny]

For 10 years my neighbour would socialise but we were never friends, Everything I did he had to do, I dug a pond – he dug a pond. We had a barn – he had a barn built. Etc, etc. Then he disappeared for 3 days and did his bike test on one of those crash courses. Passes his bike test and bingo he buys a Kwaka crotch rocket thingy. In 4 years he did 1500 miles and the only time the chain was lubed was when I did it in secret.

He had a bike but he was not a biker, I explained this to his (soon to be ex) wife and she did not understand, then she wouldn’t she was not a biker either.