Conversation with Insurance company

"Oh it says in our policy that your mororcyle must have a current MOT".
"Oh no it doesnt it says "where required by law". That means if i use the bike on a public road, i am not.
"Well you might just be saying that how do we know that you are not using "it.
You **** (thats what went through my mind)
I bought your product believing it would cover me if my motorcyle was stolen. I would think most of your customers believe the same perhaps they should be enlightened.
We have considered the issue and at this time we are going to honour the claim minus 10% as you have no MOT"
"I dont need an MOT (repeat above paragraph 3 more times).
When will i get the cheque?
"Ill do it today"
What is the address of your Ombudsman?
Why?
Because your a **** and i need to tell someone in authority!!!!
