Woken-up early this morning - WTF?!?

**David.Hicks** · 02 Mar 08, 08:16 PM

I was sound asleep in my bed last night, dreaming of that perfect knee-down corner (like you always do) when I was awoken by an almighty crash from downstairs

I sit bolt upright in bed thinking that we are being burgled and look at the clock - its just gone 1:00am

I grab the baseball bat from its usual place under my pillow and go downstairs stark b*llock naked (that'll scare 'em off).

No burglars to be found but what do I find on the floor in my conservatory, with a bloody great hole in the roof where it has come crashing through? What the f*ck is going on?

.... And where do I buy the left foot to make a pair?

**Ghost** · 02 Mar 08, 08:18 PM

Michel Fabrizzio is the first suspect.

**Douglas** · 02 Mar 08, 08:19 PM

Is the boot one of yours?

If not you have a Cinderella job on your hands to find the culprit!

**stevel** · 02 Mar 08, 08:25 PM

Come on then David, let's have the punch line! Were you hopping mad?
Bet the neighbours are talking since they saw the silhouette of you in the conservatory with the bat cunningly held near the midriff.......what a shadow that must have made on the back wall

**Norfolkngood** · 02 Mar 08, 08:45 PM

Bit of a girly colour

**Paivi** · 02 Mar 08, 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by stevel

Come on then David, let's have the punch line! Were you hopping mad?
Bet the neighbours are talking since they saw the silhouette of you in the conservatory with the bat cunningly held near the midriff.......what a shadow that must have made on the back wall

Especially as the bat is the same size as his

. Thanks Donna for that piece of info.

**razdaz749** · 02 Mar 08, 08:55 PM

never seen anything like it , are you sure he put it on in the first place???

**stevel** · 02 Mar 08, 08:56 PM

Aaaah, the flattering effects of parallax error!

**razdaz749** · 02 Mar 08, 08:57 PM

paivi................i presume you are a woman????????????/

**razdaz749** · 02 Mar 08, 08:59 PM

Early One Morrrrrning Just As The Boot Was Rising..................

**Paivi** · 02 Mar 08, 09:02 PM

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Originally Posted by razdaz749

paivi................i presume you are a woman????????????/

Either that or an extremely gay man.

**razdaz749** · 02 Mar 08, 09:05 PM

or one of them lady boys ..................whats that round your head....did you fall off?

**Douglas** · 02 Mar 08, 09:11 PM

Quote:

No burglars to be found but what do I find on the floor in my conservatory, with a bloody great hole in the roof where it has come crashing through? What the f*ck is going on?

Did it land upside down, or does that type of boots rotate as it flies over the equator?!

**ducbird** · 02 Mar 08, 09:15 PM

these boots are made for walking
and thats alright by me....
and one of these days those boots
are gonna walk right over me....

.... And where do I buy the left foot to make a pair?

maybe from someone who doesnt have a left foot..

now where have i left my foot it was here somewhere im sure

eh and paivi looks all woman to me

**rockerted** · 02 Mar 08, 09:24 PM

the boot MUST be on the other foot!!